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thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

Apr 14th at 11AM / via: allantruong / op: nsfwgpoy / reblog / 187,567 notes
nahgirl:

im gonna focus on this now

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nahgirl:

im gonna focus on this now

(Source: wildsofpennsylvania.com)

Apr 11th at 4AM / via: allantruong / op: wildsofpennsylvania / reblog / 150,052 notes

(Source: meanplastic)

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Apr 11th at 4AM / via: randomfactory / op: opulentes / reblog / 195,621 notes

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

Apr 11th at 4AM / via: pagingme / op: chekhov / reblog / 136,808 notes
ridge:

LMAO IM SO DONE

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ridge:

LMAO IM SO DONE

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“I forgot what I sent you”

ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)
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h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

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southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

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faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano)

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spattergroit101:

don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory 

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