give em the ol razzle dazzle
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
The type of friends you stay away from
Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are tied for worst first pitch in history
not today satan
i laughed so hard i broke 2 ribs
"their chicken is really spicy"
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy"
"the air was spicy"
"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"
"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"
"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"
"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star
invisible jesus takes the world by storm